More fun with letters...

Ok, in response to the letter I posted last time, I had the following comments in the guestbook:

Date: Sunday June 20, 2004 - 03:01PM
Name: Phil
Location: South Carolina
Comments: Hmm, if fans of the singer Eamon keep mailing you... write back with something to the effect of "Throw away my CD and forget about me. I don't want an illiterate [insert your favorite curse word here] as a fan anyway!"

I'd do it. But then again, I'm evil.

Well, I thought about doing something like that, but I decided to not be mean. I thought, hey, maybe I can turn this guy's life around. Here was my response to him.

From: Eamon [mailto:eamon-guild@earthlink.net]
Sent: Friday, June 25, 2004 5:01 PM
To: 'fubupimp04@hotmail.com'
Subject: RE: Eamon

Hi,
I'm glad you enjoy the music. However, your email was quite difficult to read. You really should learn how to write coherently and spell correctly. You'll find it much more useful in your life then listening to a song over and over...
Peace,
Eamon

I thought that was the end of it. I mean, the guy is clueless enough that he can't figure out the difference between Eamon the game and Eamon his beloved singer. Well, he responded today...

From: William Martynewicz [mailto:fubupimp04@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 3:57 AM
To: eamon-guild@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Eamon

hi, Its William Martynewicz i gave you a email that you said you found it difficult to read iam sorry if you dident understan it. just wonna know whats up. i dident think you would write back to me. so i really wonna thank u for reading your fans emails and shit. Must people wouldent give a shit.
Peace

His stupidity is beyond belief... I'm waiting for him to pass on the email address to all his buddies...